if being broke made you dope, homie i am piss poor

wdup tho

nothing really exciting going on in totsuka...
but i mean, i guess i can use this thing to educate you fools

so... EVERYTHING in japan is sold in vending machines

drinks of course.. but they even have these EVERYWHERE. even on the side-streets in the suburbs..

cigarettes..

used ladys' underwear...

even restaurants... the other day i bought a ticket, placed it on the counter..

and got this. bomb.

afterwards we went came to this crepe truck.. (crepes are huge in japan)

.. and ordered from a vending machine. you get the point.

even. fucking. bananas.

that's why you gotta hold on to your coins...

this coin is worth more than $5... disgusting. they don't even make bills less than ~$10

I'm glad I can teach you all a lot about Japan through this blog lol

hold up.. i haven't added anything funny yet.

so a while ago in Japanese class (my favorite)

my teacher is showing us covered-up pictures and slowly revealing them..

I saw what it was, and yelled out ALCOHOL!

she goes "correct!" and reveals this....

AHAHAHAHAH!!! YES!!

i was dying.

if this offends you... whatever. not my deal lol

the other day in shinjuku...

fuck johnny and jack, Black Nikka's my new best friend.

hmmm now that i think about it, they don't have alcohol vending machines... 

they need to get on that.

peace