playin soccer, stupid stay in a sucka's place
whats happenin ho
school's out, so i decided to hit osaka
i think i like osaka more than tokyo
the food is better
the people are nicer
the girls are prettier
got there on this overnight bus.... death |
the only people who live there are old-ass drunks
like this dude who spilled beer all over himself |
he was real nice though, said he HAD to buy us cigars. they were swishers lol |
but anyway, osaka's the food capital of japan
SOOOO much good shit
takoyaki (squid balls).. NOT squid's balls, but squid balls |
kushi katsu - MY SHIT |
chocolate banana |
okinomiyaki |
fugu - blowfish |
even turtle.. that's gross |
so pretty much all i did was walk around, eat bomb food, spend mad money, drink a shit-ton of booze, and meet cool bitches
uhhhh... that's not right |
chink, nigger, punjab, cracker |
PET MONKEY ($8000) |
Japanese line up to get KFC on Christmas Day, it's real tradition i'm not kidding |
New Zealanders |
little blowfish. i ate this dude. |
we made this. |
sake vending machine barf |
deep fried strawberry - bomb |
literally Ginger ale |
that's for you john. fucker |
nemo's black cousin |
also did some traditional shit too... (boring, i know)
in Nara
so pretty much, osaka was fucking dope
i think next time if i come to japan, i'd live in osaka and travel to tokyo
i'm about to head to the airport.. fuck i'm not ready to leave
i had to rush this post out, sorry if it's not up to par, imymb
one thing tho, my blogs dope because i don't write about feelings and shit (not calling anyone out), i just post dope pics
i love japan
one more post after this and it might be a wrap
see yall soon
Hi Chahn, I've been an avid follower of your blog ever since you set foot in Japan and I must say that your blog is awesome. From your hilarious pictures to your cute and witty descriptions, enough is just not enough. If I ever bump into you in the real world, I would eat you up you cute little pumpkin. I wish Santa wrapped your adorable body into a present and left it under my christmas tree. I would definitely not ask for anything else until 2030. Anyway, keep up the good work and don't stop just because you're back in Los Angeles. Even if your friends call you gay, never mind them and continue on in the blog world. See u soon :)
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