that's why i respect alicia keys, she say fuck it with them D's, imma just ride with these!

ayo bitches
school's out... shit
can't believe it's almost all over
i'ma be [drinking sake on a suzuki] in osaka bay for the next week
looking for money, booze, and betches.
i'll post pictures of that after


here's some of what i did this past weekend

LOL!!

but they all bow down to this dude

lol japanese birds have the funniest names...

DON'T FEED THE MONKEYS!

we saw this lion walking around..

and found this in the other side of the cage. sick.

shrimp katsu sandwich

afterwards... we went to...

40 minute line... ALL DUDES.

and they couldn't stop creeping.

i'd hit that

eh.. i've had better

hooters beezys were aite

a lot of them were chestically challenged

i only ate half a burger and 3 nuggets cuz i had dinner plans...

but i went there late

i'm stupid

sorry love

on my way home, at the subway station, i saw

LOL YEAH RIGHT. WHO in japan has E cups?? WHO??

school's out, so people are starting to go home

everyone's sad

i was cleaning out my closet the other day, and i found this

yeah.. i got it like that.

peace.

i'm the sickest one doin it, bet that baby / these other dudes dope, i'm wet crack baby

Ladies, take notes

Konnichiwa Ho

Friday we went to the beer museum...

'twas fucking boring. but we got free beer, so..

i want.

we were happy.

after that we came home, and we had our Christmas party.

all we had was desserts tho...

i ate too much...

we made a mess... so we had to use these to clean up.

better than a dry fukin.. right? can i get it in the mornin?

ate too much, stomach hurt, so i threw on a hoodie

that hand sign means money. BETCH.

that night we had our secret santa.

i told whoever got me to not get me cigarettes, cuz i KNEW that would happen.

so i got an ashtray instead. LOL

also got a whoopie cushion and chopsticks and some other cool shit. thanks bro.
i'm slackin, i don't even know what the score is. i think it's tied.

peace.

you see world... you no good

konnichiwa bitches

3 more days of school.. shit that went by too quick

Tuesday i'm giving a presentation about Japanese baseball..

college in Japan is a joke. it's like high school... except each class is only once a week.

Went to Tokyo Tower the other day.. pretty much like the Eiffel Tower except it's quite smaller (twss).

Tokyo from 150 meters high

Merry Christmas everyone.

so one of the dudes from our program bitched out and left the program early... (well two actually, but other dude left 3 months ago) he's not gonna finish school, just paid $14k for tuition and is leaving a month early. what an idiot. lol

but anyway, we went out the other night to celebrate him leaving.

yeah, i did a little yeezy..

CUM CUM?

they have denny's in japan

i gotta be the only american ever to eat ramen at dennys.. whatever i was drunk

so before he leaves, he tells me, 

"i learned a lot from you chahn

i learned even though people see things differently, 

that doesn't mean they can't be good friends."

we used to have arguments cuz i threw the word fag around.

so i respond, "thanks faggot"

LOL see you soon bro

peace

if being broke made you dope, homie i am piss poor

wdup tho

nothing really exciting going on in totsuka...
but i mean, i guess i can use this thing to educate you fools

so... EVERYTHING in japan is sold in vending machines

drinks of course.. but they even have these EVERYWHERE. even on the side-streets in the suburbs..

cigarettes..

used ladys' underwear...

even restaurants... the other day i bought a ticket, placed it on the counter..

and got this. bomb.

afterwards we went came to this crepe truck.. (crepes are huge in japan)

.. and ordered from a vending machine. you get the point.

even. fucking. bananas.

that's why you gotta hold on to your coins...

this coin is worth more than $5... disgusting. they don't even make bills less than ~$10

I'm glad I can teach you all a lot about Japan through this blog lol

hold up.. i haven't added anything funny yet.

so a while ago in Japanese class (my favorite)

my teacher is showing us covered-up pictures and slowly revealing them..

I saw what it was, and yelled out ALCOHOL!

she goes "correct!" and reveals this....

AHAHAHAHAH!!! YES!!

i was dying.

if this offends you... whatever. not my deal lol

the other day in shinjuku...

fuck johnny and jack, Black Nikka's my new best friend.

hmmm now that i think about it, they don't have alcohol vending machines... 

they need to get on that.

peace