Hey Mona Lisa, come home, you know you can't rome without Caesar

konnichiwa skanks.

i had a pretty busy weekend.

i'm working on this project for my Pop Culture class. i'm studying Japanese fashion. you know. freaky chicks with wigs. all that crazy shit. so FRIDAY (bark) me and my bro vivian (and daigo) went to Harajuku to interview some freaky chicks.

tease.

that's my kind of street cone.

Lunch at THE GREAT BURGER. bomb.

Gargonzola(sp?) Burger with avacado...

melon soda.

nigerian dudes like this always bug me to buy their supreme. get OFF me, son

Guess how much this Ralph Lauren pays every month for rent?

three million dollars. that's disgusting.

our interviewee.

so i know we went to Harajuku to interview people, but this was the only interview we got. lol apparently this girl dresses like this because she "likes the color pink." strange girl. haha

it was hard interviewing people who dress like this.  maybe its cuz we suck at japanese. who knows.. so we just decided to go shopping haha. i got myself some carthartt workpants and called it a day

i got drunk that night, some crazy shit happened, but i don't remember

Saturday i went to Akihabara with my friend Adrian.  Akihabara is Electronic Town / Maid Town.  Maids as in girls dressed in maid costumes posted on the block, telling you to visit their store.

kinda like this.

so many vending machines...

FINALLY FOUND A VENDING MACHINE THAT SELLS UNDERWEAR!

this has to be the nerdiest arcade game of all fucking time

swear..

Akihabara has tons of congested-ass stores like this...

that sell...

RACKS and RACKS of porn dvds. shame on that old guy.

Another panty vending machine.  Dichael I was gonna get you one, but $60 for underwear is a little too much. I got you something else though, i got you

lube LOL fucking freaks

no burrito trucks in Japan, but they have these Donor Kebab trucks

so Akihabara is also famous for its Maid Cafes..

too bad they suck at making food. this is supposed to be Galbi Kimchi Fried Rice..

Japan is a crazy place, yo.
I went to some dinner party that night, check out the name tag they gave me.

there's a laugh in my name.

Sunday... i climbed another fucking mountain. it wasn't as bad as the first time, but i swear, this is the last time i ever climb a mountain. maybe when i have kids.

THERE WAS A MONKEY PARK!

all the kids wanted to see the monkey.

i even got to touch him. and then...

... ok so anyway

this shit does not look tasty..

people literally clean their cash at this statue in hopes of getting rich

i bought these beads. they're supposed to:

• protect me from traffic accidents.
• make my parents live long lives
• make all my big wishes come true
• and give me good grades. lol

it was aiite. but i'm not doing that shit again.

Shinjuku.

it's almost Christmas...

damn that was a fat post.

took me forever, i hope you enjoyed it.

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy drops today.

have a good one.

peace.

damn right i like the life i live, cuz i went from negative to positive, and it's all..